Never join a special honors* class at a small liberal arts university that hasn't been in action for more than three years. Never, ever do it.


( Ah must fail joo. )




GRAAAAARRRRRGGGGGG I HATE COLLEGE.

A haiku for my dearly beloved guppy, Squeaky, who passed away this past Saturday.

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May the plumbing receive your tiny little body with open pipes.

( Nothing. )




Uggghhhhh.

( Because having a boyfriend solves every problem you could possibly have in life. )


Well, FUCK.

GBA

( So there are three people in this class that I like. )

I am sooo excited about this class.

( OHH BURRRNNNNNNN. )



What the fuck.

( YEP. )



This year is going to be great.

( THINGS I DID NOT DO THIS SUMMER )



Rather disappointing, but what can you do.

Could you please stop going to the gym at the same time as me?

Thanks.




Love,
Me